Fortnights on the Internets: Coachella Rundown

Click HERE to listen to this week's "Fortnight on the Internets" podcast where I sound like someone who's been woken up from an ambien-induced nap.

My dad had a unique anti-drug campaign when I was growing up.  He'd show me a current picture of Keith Richards and say "He looks like this because of drugs."

Put that in your urn and snort it.

Let me be the new warning sign to kids out there -- don't do drugs, or you'll sound like an idiot featured on an awesome podcast.