Lil Life Update

Hey, Y'all!

So it's been about... a year (yeesh) since my last post. So much to update you on! Here we go:

I GOT THE MANSUR BAG OF MY DREAMS. It exceeds every expectation, and is the current love of my life.

I was in my first wedding, ever. Ever, ever. Don't worry, I'll write another post about things I learned as a first-time bridesmaid. For example -- there was no need for me to stress unnecessarily about bringing/ordering my own bouquet. That was a legitimate question I had. So as you can see, I learned a lot.

Another thing I learned: When told to "smile" at the bride, keep your mouth closed to avoid looking like a weirdo.

I'm still working with/for my Bossmother. I've had to file about 6 insubordination claims against me, to HR. Which also happens to be me. So I may need to postpone my leaning in for a raise for just a lil bit longer.

The "This Is A Test" newsletter is no longer. Since I pride myself on having extremely smart friends/readers, I assume you can come to a conclusion about me and my co-author. In totally, definitely really unrelated news I've finished 2.15 seasons of "The Goldbergs," 2 seasons of "Quickdraw," 2 seasons of "Rita," 2 episodes of Season 2 of "Empire," 1 season of "Another Period," countless Chipotle burrito bowls, pints of Ben & Jerry's, blocks of cheese, and Bonnie Raitt's "I Can't Make You Love Me" on repeat.

I've also been looking for new hobbies, or activities that will force me to bathe and/or leave the apartment. Here are some contenders thus far:

• Learning to code!
• Photography classes!
• Taking a Coursera class on Ancient Greece!
• Watch even more TV and don't get out of bed!

I'll take any and all suggestions. Except for like cleaning my room or doing laundry.

Be on the lookout for more posts. This is a FULL promise -- I will be back! XOXOX!

No. I love YOU more.